breadstiks: it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.” omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no
freshman year: i'm definitely going to Harvard.
sophomore: maybe Columbia?
junior: let's be realistic...
senior: community college.
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
Such a long day but it was so good
milfoftheyear: when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
rnedia: i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
hippyjamfest: I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
romancndleheart: thaibrator: hey now ur a rockstar get your great now I cant remember the actual lyrics Game on Go play
cozely: I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
amoying: yogvrt: what if swag was pronounced swaj the swaj mahal
mrcraabs: pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep